remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I have already put on my inside pants.
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