He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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