glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
