Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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