But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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