i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize
