You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
i used baking grease as lip gloss
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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