I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
