I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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