is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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