Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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