Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
My brain says no but my pants say off.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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