My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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