So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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