If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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