At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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