Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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