Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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