Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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