Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I fill condoms, not promises.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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