you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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