I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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