i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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