we're blogging at a bar
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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