So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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