is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
