bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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