hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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