So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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