dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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