dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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