i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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