Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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