Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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