do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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