A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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