Me. At least after what I've been through.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
BRING THE BAGELS
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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