..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
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