i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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