thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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