I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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