went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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