He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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