Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Randomize
