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Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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