No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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