in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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