uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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