I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
last night I used snow as a chaser
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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