Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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