GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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