I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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