Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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