Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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