Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
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