when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i was born a porn star she said
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
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