Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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