that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
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